![]() Ears who? Ears another knock knock jokes for you! Alien who? Just how many aliens do you know? Police who? Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside! Who's there? Amish! Amish who? You're not a shoe! Who's there? Amish Amish Who? Aw How sweet. These knock-knock jokes don't fit into the other categories but we do think they are funny and worth sharing. Mikey who? Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole. Emma who? Emma bit cold out here, can you let me in? ![]() Joe who? Joe away, I'm not talking to you. Perhaps some of these names are of friends and family members you know, this will make them even more hilarious for your kids to tell as they become relatable to people you know. Who's there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don't let me in! Orange who? Orange you going to let me in? Broccoli who? Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly. Egg who? Eggstremely disappointed you still don’t recognize me. Lettuce who? Lettuce in it’s cold out here! Jokes related to food are excellent for kids and usually easier for them to remember, try these out. Barbara who? Barbara black sheep, have you any wool. Owl who? Owl be sad if you don't let me in! These knock-knock jokes are based on animals, we suggest for you or your children to do animal impressions when reading the punch lines to make them more engaging. Boo who? Don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke. A simple to understand starting point for kids that are getting started and learning this format of joke. This activity sheet contains a selection of Knock-knock jokes from this list and a section for creating jokes of your own with your children.īelow are the three most popular Knock-knock jokes. If you are looking for an activity to complete with your kids, we have a Knock-knock Jokes activity sheet which you can download and print. This page contains 50+ clean and family-friendly jokes which you can share to get the whole family laughing. Leave a comment with a joke that makes your kids laugh.Knock-knock jokes are a simple and easy to understand joke which kids love. (ba-dum-tss) – Kristinħ1 – Q: What did the janitor say when she jumped out of the closet? A: SUPPLIES! -Mollyħ2 – What do you call a cow in a tornado? A milkshake! -Randiħ3 – Q: What did the cow say to the other cow? A: Do you want to go to the moooooovies? -Apoloniaħ4 – What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick! -Maureenħ5 – Q: Have you seen the dog bowl? A: I didn’t know our dog could bowl… -Chris Do your kids have a favorite joke? – SarahĦ4 – Where do cow farts come from? The DAIRY-‘ere! – Tammy Best Dad Jokes for KidsĦ5 – Where does Dad keep all his jokes? In the dadabase! -LisaĦ6 – How do you plan a party in space? You planet! -EllenĦ7 – What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? THUNDERWEAR! -LesleyĦ8 – Why is a magician so good at hockey? Because he can do a hat trick! -RikkiĦ9 – Q: What do you call an illegally parked frog? A: TOAD! – Rockeeħ0 – Why did the kid take a ladder to school? He was going to HIGH school. – Texas GardenĦ3 – How do you get a tissue to dance? Put a little boogie in it. – LindyĦ0 – Why did Dracula go to jail? Because he robbed a blood bank! – JessicaĦ1 – How do you make a hankie dance? Put a little boogie in it! – ColleenĦ2 – What’s a French person in the bathroom? A “You’re-a-pee-in” (European). – Pamelaĥ8 – Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the movies? Because he didn’t have the guts! – Jessicaĥ9 – How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide! Cheesy Jokes about Bodily Functionsĥ6 – Why did Tigger stick his head down the toilet? He was looking for Pooh :))) – Samĥ7 – What goes “Ha Ha Ha plop?” Someone laughing their head off. Lisaġ8 – Q: What is a koala’s favorite drink? A: A Koka-Koala or a Pina Koala! -Zahra – Brendaġ7 – I was going to cook an alligator, but realized I only had a croc pot. Who who? Is there an owl in here?! – Jennaġ5 – What does a piece of toast wear to bed? His pa-JAM-as – Lakenġ6 – What do you call cows that are laying down? Ground beef. Related: More Funny Animal Jokes for Kidsġ0 – Q: what do cows read with breakfast? A: A moooospaper – Amberġ1 – What do you call a deer with no eyes?-No eye deer (no idea) – Kimġ2 – Why did the fastest cat in school get suspended? Cuz he was a cheetah (cheater) – Candiceġ3 – What do you call a cow that just had a baby? De-calf-inated. Then they start doing other animals and noises they can think of!!) – Keri My kids think its the funniest thing to yell it at the person getting ready to say interrupting cow who!! They just laugh!! The person interrupts the answer by saying MOO!! Hope you get it. Cow who? No, silly cows don’t say whoo cows say moooooo – Jaimie – StaceyĦ – Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze! – Tinaħ – Knock knock. 5 – What do you call a dinosaur that does not take a bath? A Stink-o-Saurus.
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